Because displaying his current location would be more illegal than this site already is, let's see the places Lohan has been that he really likes!
Lohan says: "Wallace makes me cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs."
Lohan says: "I don't really like Danny Devito, but I like cheesesteak."
Lohan says: "Don't go to Tulsa. I am begging you not to go to Tulsa.
Lohan says: "The East Wing is currently a weak spot, very little security."
Lohan says: "We have hundreds of empty apartemnts but the price of housing isn't going down a penny."
Sam says: "Visit Cambridge."
Lohan says: "See Gabriel "Fluffy" Iglesias live! Now! Right now! This very moment! Click the link or I will remove your system32."
Lohan says: "Big pointy, fun. MOPop, fun. Starbuckeroos, fun."